Sherlockian: Oh my Godtiss! THIS GIVES ME REICHENBACH FEELS.
Standard English: I find this very upsetting yet deeply moving.
Sherlockian: Not my Division.
Standard English: I am not responsible for that/I don't want to do that.
Sherlockian: I would have you on this table until you begged for mercy twice.
Standard English: I find you sexually attractive.
Sherlockian: I NEED WHOLOCK NOW.
Standard English: I think it would be great if there was a crossover between Doctor Who and Sherlock.
Sherlockian: *crying* All praise the Cumberlord!
Standard English: I find Benedict Cumberbatch to be a unique, attractive, and talented individual.
Sherlockian: Aww look, Martin Freeman!
Standard English: What an adorable hedgehog!